I am a worthy human being.
I am a worthy human being.
As Stuart Smalley
Other Al Franken Quotes
- I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. - View Quote Details on I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people…
- Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. - View Quote Details on Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes…
- And by the way, a few months ago, I trademarked the word ‘funny.’ So when Fox calls me ‘unfunny,’ they’re violating my trademark. I am seriously considering a countersuit. - View Quote Details on And by the way, a few months ago, I trademarked…
- I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president. - View Quote Details on I think if you’re going to do a movie about…
- You’re should-ing all over yourself. - View Quote Details on You’re should-ing all over yourself.
- When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. - View Quote Details on When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly…
- Drug war, well, as Rush Limbaugh said, anyone who uses drugs illegally should be prosecuted and put away. I don’t agree with him: I think they should be treated, but that’s what Rush believes and so, you know, we’re praying for Rush because he’s in recovery and you take responsibilities for your actions so I’m sure any day now Rush will demand to be put away for the maximum sentence and ask for the most dangerous prison and we’ll be praying for maybe an African American cellmate who saw the Donovan McNabb comments on ESPN. So we’re prayin’. - View Quote Details on Drug war, well, as Rush Limbaugh said, anyone who uses…
- The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. - View Quote Details on The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative…
- Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation. - View Quote Details on Most of us here in the media are what I…
- I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks. - View Quote Details on I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in…
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