“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re…

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” -Flash Rosenberg

Other Coffee Quotes

“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob Irwin - View Quote Details on “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob…
“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.” - Unknown (derived from Dune ) - View Quote Details on “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in…
“Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road - View Quote Details on “Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe,…
“The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.” -Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995 - View Quote Details on “The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing…
“The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.” -John Harvey Kellogg (1877) Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life. - View Quote Details on “The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is…
“Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you can absorb the caffeine more directly?” Neelix (Star Trek: Voyager Think Tank) - View Quote Details on “Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you…
“Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee, anymore, in this country? What happened with the coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee, huh? You can get every other flavour except coffee-flavoured coffee!” - Denis Leary - View Quote Details on “Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee,…
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” - attributed to Abraham Lincoln - View Quote Details on “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but…
“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” - Alexander Pappas - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” -…
“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” - Turkish proverbs - View Quote Details on “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and…