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Light Warriors, Fighter McWarrior

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Thief: Let me ask you a tangential philosophical question.
Black Mage: Shoot.
Thief: If a contract is torn up and several fraudulent copies have been produced in the meantime, does the Black Mage cry?
Black Mage: He does. - View Quote Details on Thief: Let me ask you a tangential philosophical question.
Black Mage:…
Young Fighter: We’ll be bosom chums! We’ll traverse the landscapes of growing up in this crazy world. We’ll have our ups and downs, but in the end, we’ll always be there for each other. It’ll be great!
Young Black Mage: Sounds wonderful, yeah. Turn around for me?
Young Fighter: Sure thing, best buddy!
(Young Black Mage tries to stab Young Fighter, but to no avail.)
Young Fighter: We’ll overcome all kinds of trials like bullies and homework and girls…
(Young Black Mage tries to stab Young Fighter some more.)
Young Fighter:…and unreasoning school principals who are the font of all stagnation in the known universe.
Young Black Mage: What part of being stabbed do you not understand? - View Quote Details on Young Fighter: We’ll be bosom chums! We’ll traverse the landscapes…
If I still had to consume food, I would feast upon your entrails, tonight. - View Quote Details on If I still had to consume food, I would feast…
Red Mage: Do as you wish, but know that without my help, you’ll never get out of this encounter… alive.
Black Mage: Still… quite tempted… to kill… Red Mage… - View Quote Details on Red Mage: Do as you wish, but know that without…
(On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the souls of sinners marinated in their own sin. It was bliss. - View Quote Details on (On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the…
Death is the natural state of all being. Life is the aberration. It is fleeting, and full of pain. Come, embrace the eternity in nothing! - View Quote Details on Death is the natural state of all being. Life is…
Fighter: (after Black Mage supposedly stabs him 45 times, making a big, red mess) Wow! Black Mage managed to burst every ketchup packet I was holding for RM’s prematurely aborted Dragon bait plan!
Red Mage: My precious Dragon bait! That stuff’s hard to find unless you go to a restaurant! Jerk.
Black Mage: If I had the strength, I would cry. - View Quote Details on Fighter: (after Black Mage supposedly stabs him 45 times, making…
It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those robes are supposed to emphasize your chaste modesty, but dyamn, girl. - View Quote Details on It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those…
Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is the Elf formely known as Prince?
Black Mage: Killing you is going to be the greatest moment of my life. - View Quote Details on Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is…
Let’s not bicker, gentlemen. Remember, you can’t hug with medieval arms. - View Quote Details on Let’s not bicker, gentlemen. Remember, you can’t hug with medieval…