I could feel my brain contracting from your sheer stupidity.

Dark Warriors, Drizz’l

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Black Mage: (Regarding Ranger) I don’t get it. What’s that jerk got that I ain’t?
White Mage: You mean besides a grasp of grammar?
Black Mage: Me talk good!
White Mage: Well, let’s see…He knows the difference between right and wrong. Morals. A complete understanding of the theories and practical applications of personal hygiene. Friends. A face. The respect of his peers.
Black Mage: Hey! I have friends. (Pause) I have a friend.
White Mage: What you have is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse.
Black Mage: Right, a friend.
White Mage: See, that, that right there. That’s what’s wrong with you. (Leaves)
Black Mage: (Pause) Dammit, Fighter. White Mage doesn’t like me because you’re a rotten friend.
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Fighter:
Black Mage: What?
Fighter: I SAID I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THESE SAILORS.
Black Mage: Oh, hello there, Mr. Concussion. How are you today?
Thief: WHAT’S HE MUMBLING ABOUT?
Fighter: DUNNO.
Black Mage: Please speak quietly.
Fighter: I THINK HE’S HUNG OVER.
Black Mage: No, my brain is hemorrhaging very important fluids.
Thief: Y’KNOW, WHILE YOU’VE BEEN SITTING HERE, WE’VE BEEN HARD AT WORK FIGURING OUT THESE SAILORS.
Black Mage: They’re not sailors, they’re Dark Warriors.
Fighter: WE THINK THEY MIGHT BE PIRATES.
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Black Mage: What?
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Black Mage: We came to the frozen asshole of the planet like Sarda said. What I wanna know is, where’s the crappy Item of Great Power we were promised? ‘Cause I don’t see it. If it’s something lame and immaterial like “friendship” or “trust,” I’ll have to cut his face off.
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