I could say it’s your destiny. That the fate of…

I could say it’s your destiny. That the fate of the world is written with your every deed. Or I could inform you that the ship is on autopilot and I’ll fill your lungs with taffy if you mess with it.

Sarda

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(having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will be imminent. I wouldn’t mind it so much if the fall wasn’t just long enough for me to contemplate the ethical implications of being used as a weapon of mass destruction. - View Quote Details on (having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will…
DAMN YOU, FOREST IMPS! YOU’VE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR TOO LONG! You will pay. Oh yes, you will pay. - View Quote Details on DAMN YOU, FOREST IMPS! YOU’VE BEEN A THORN IN MY…
I like swords, it’s a fact. I like cheese, it’s a fact. I like swords made out of cheese, it’s a mystery. - View Quote Details on I like swords, it’s a fact. I like cheese, it’s…
I have the sneaking suspicion that I don’t mind making dinner after all and will therefore abstain from meddling with the fabric of existence any further. - View Quote Details on I have the sneaking suspicion that I don’t mind making…
Thief: (after Fighter tricks Drizz’L into freeing him) You realize of course this means Fighter is the smartest.
Black Mage: I want to cry, but there aren’t enough tears. - View Quote Details on Thief: (after Fighter tricks Drizz’L into freeing him) You realize…
Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage! - View Quote Details on Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!
White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like adults.
Red Mage: Lie about your saving roll?
Thief: Steal from the elderly because they can’t fight back?
Black Mage: Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter, and run like hell?
Fighter: I knew you were lying about that! I don’t even know any spells, Mage. How could I nuke that town?
White Mage:…I think I’m going to vote myself off. - View Quote Details on White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like…
The problem with guards is that they are too inquisitive for their own good. That and the clean up afterwards is always such a bitch. - View Quote Details on The problem with guards is that they are too inquisitive…
Well, I’ve grown a mustache. That’s two weeks down. Just 14 billion years to go. Wish I had a deck of cards. - View Quote Details on Well, I’ve grown a mustache. That’s two weeks down. Just…
Great Moradin’s beard! I don’t mean to alarm you, sir, but there seems to be an axe lodged in your head, elf. - View Quote Details on Great Moradin’s beard! I don’t mean to alarm you, sir,…