I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in…

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science. - View Quote Details on We need to be pro-science; we have to go back…
I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president. - View Quote Details on I think if you’re going to do a movie about…
I’m going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight. - View Quote Details on I’m going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. - View Quote Details on Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes…
If you listen to a lot of conservatives, they’ll tell you that the difference between them and us is that conservatives love America and liberals hate America…. They don’t get it. We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America the way a 4-year-old loves her Mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad, and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world. - View Quote Details on If you listen to a lot of conservatives, they’ll tell…
And by the way, a few months ago, I trademarked the word ‘funny.’ So when Fox calls me ‘unfunny,’ they’re violating my trademark. I am seriously considering a countersuit. - View Quote Details on And by the way, a few months ago, I trademarked…
There’s no liberal echo chamber in this country. There’s a right-wing echo chamber. I want to create a countervailing echo chamber. - View Quote Details on There’s no liberal echo chamber in this country. There’s a…
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. - View Quote Details on It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the…
I am a worthy human being. - View Quote Details on I am a worthy human being.
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. - View Quote Details on When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly…