I don’t believe this! The world is under attack by…

I don’t believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you’re going to a mixer?!?

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Other Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) Quotes

[dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] “Detention, detention, detention…detention, detention, detention. I think that’s all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention.” [drops detention slips on the bodies] - View Quote Details on [dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter...
"[During the credits]Well,I think the kids learn a lesson about safety.Except the Dead ones.Well,they learned it but didn’t have time to implement it.Are we live? - View Quote Details on “[During the credits]Well,I think the kids learn a lesson about…
“Look — air!” [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen] - View Quote Details on “Look — air!” [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]
What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume. - View Quote Details on What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to…
I’m leaving, man, I’m bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy. - View Quote Details on I’m leaving, man, I’m bailing town. This place has gotten…
Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize! - View Quote Details on Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!
Don’t think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy. - View Quote Details on Don’t think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of…
There’s a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge…” [notices Buffy's blank look] “Near a bunch of big rocks. That’s where I was born. - View Quote Details on There’s a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge…” [notices Buffy’s…
Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don’t know how you made it through the Crusades. - View Quote Details on Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child!…
I think I’ll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything. - View Quote Details on I think I’ll just hang out here. Make sure the…