I don’t take no anesthetic. Do you think Abe Lincoln…

I don’t take no anesthetic. Do you think Abe Lincoln asked for any girly gas when they blowed his head off?

Unidentified episodes, Cotton Hill

I just felt my chakra open honey. - View Quote Details on I just felt my chakra open honey.
But I don’t want to die. I just want to read the weather! - View Quote Details on But I don’t want to die. I just want to…
(when Hank’s Porta Potti collapses while he’s in it) “He’s a squatter!” - View Quote Details on (when Hank’s Porta Potti collapses while he’s in it) “He’s…
Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve put on some pants! - View Quote Details on Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve…
Hey, Bobby, you like to rock. - View Quote Details on Hey, Bobby, you like to rock.
My dad used to punish me by telling me I was a girl. He used to make me wear a dress! Pretty, pretty dresses. - View Quote Details on My dad used to punish me by telling me I…
Spa-peggy and meatballs. - View Quote Details on Spa-peggy and meatballs.
I blame the media-blamers. - View Quote Details on I blame the media-blamers.
Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR. - View Quote Details on Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax…
(Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.” (He smacks a surfer with his surf board) - View Quote Details on (Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.”…