I drink to make other people interesting.

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George Jean Nathan

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All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. He that is drunk is not a man, because he is, for so long, void of reason that distinguishes a man from a beast. - View Quote Details on All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst…
The wine-cup is glad! Dear Zenophile’s lip
It boasts to have touched when she stooped down to sip.
Happy wine-cup! I wish that, with lips joined to mine,
All my soul at a draught she would drink up like wine. - View Quote Details on The wine-cup is glad! Dear Zenophile’s lip
It boasts to have…
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - View Quote Details on Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Of all vices take heed of drunkenness; other vices are but fruits of disordered affections—this disorders, nay, banishes reason; other vices but impair the soul—this demolishes her two chief faculties, the understanding and the will; other vices make their own way—this makes way for all vices; he that is a drunkard is qualified for all vice. - View Quote Details on Of all vices take heed of drunkenness; other vices are…
If when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason… then I am certainly against it. But, if when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine… the drink that enables a man to magnify his joy… then I am certainly for it. This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise. - View Quote Details on If when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the devil’s brew,…
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. - View Quote Details on Christmas at my house is always at least six or…
Alcohol is the answer… What was the question? - View Quote Details on Alcohol is the answer… What was the question?
My manager told me, Mitch, don’t use alcohol as a crutch. I can’t use alcohol as a crutch because a crutch is something that helps me walk. Alcohol severely fucks up the way I walk. It’s more like the step I didn’t see. - View Quote Details on My manager told me, Mitch, don’t use alcohol as a…
I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it. - View Quote Details on I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a…
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink. - View Quote Details on Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning,…