I eat cottage cheese for dinner, with salt and pepper!

Dave Chappelle,

How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of cheese? - View Quote Details on How can you govern a country where there are 246…
Cheese! Why won’t it stop flirting with me? - View Quote Details on Cheese! Why won’t it stop flirting with me?
The moon is made of a green cheese. - View Quote Details on The moon is made of a green cheese.
To cut the cheese - View Quote Details on To cut the cheese
Moe, Larry, cheese! - View Quote Details on Moe, Larry, cheese!
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - View Quote Details on A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who…
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. ~ Steven Wright - View Quote Details on I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. ~ Steven…
Life is like a block of cheese, hard and smelly - View Quote Details on Life is like a block of cheese, hard and smelly
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - View Quote Details on Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. - View Quote Details on A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss…