I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. ~ Steven…

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. ~ Steven Wright

I eat cottage cheese for dinner, with salt and pepper! - View Quote Details on I eat cottage cheese for dinner, with salt and pepper!
The moon is made of a green cheese. - View Quote Details on The moon is made of a green cheese.
Cheese! Why won’t it stop flirting with me? - View Quote Details on Cheese! Why won’t it stop flirting with me?
How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of cheese? - View Quote Details on How can you govern a country where there are 246…
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - View Quote Details on A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who…
Moe, Larry, cheese! - View Quote Details on Moe, Larry, cheese!
“‘Why did you yell, ‘Cheese’?’ And The Man would tell him mockingly, ‘Because I felt like it, you stupid machine of poo.” Breakfast of Champions (Chapter 16) Kurt Vonnegut - View Quote Details on “‘Why did you yell, ‘Cheese’?’ And The Man would tell…
To cut the cheese - View Quote Details on To cut the cheese
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - View Quote Details on Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
It ain’t easy being cheesy. - View Quote Details on It ain’t easy being cheesy.