I gotta show em’ how to eat right man, that’s…

I gotta show em’ how to eat right man, that’s all…I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice… I just be juiced all day.

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If you’re going to do it, do it very cautiously. If you’re going to ride a bike, ride it the right way. Don’t speed. Do it for enjoyment. If you’re going to bungee jump, have two cords in case one snaps. I don’t ride anything. I just talk trash. That’s it. - View Quote Details on If you’re going to do it, do it very cautiously…
I got a trivia question…How do you stop 85? - View Quote Details on I got a trivia question…How do you stop 85?
Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn’t Chad Johnson. Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn’t good. I had to keep from crying on the sideline because I wished I wasn’t that good because I wouldn’t be getting the attention I’m getting. I just want to catch the ball, that’s it. - View Quote Details on Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn’t Chad…
I am the best receiver in the NFL. - View Quote Details on I am the best receiver in the NFL.
Man, they’ve got a better chance at finding Osama than stopping me tonight. I don’t mean to be rude… - View Quote Details on Man, they’ve got a better chance at finding Osama than…
It’s crazy. The refs wanna see what I’m gonna do. That’s when you know you’re good. When the ref’s want to see it, you know you doin’ somethin’ right. - View Quote Details on It’s crazy. The refs wanna see what I’m gonna do…
Reporter: So Chad are you guaranteeing victory?
Ocho Cinco: Yeah that’s right! I guarantee it. They undefeated, we tryin to get to.500. It’s gon’ be fun. - View Quote Details on Reporter: So Chad are you guaranteeing victory?
Ocho Cinco: Yeah that’s…
But the same question still stands, year after year. How do you stop 85? - View Quote Details on But the same question still stands, year after year. How…
On the highway, I hit a deer. I kept him. He’s at home in the garage on the rafters. I’m going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He’s a prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one is worth it. This is going to be the greatest celebration of all time, man. I actually use an animal. - View Quote Details on On the highway, I hit a deer. I kept him…
Yeah, McDonald’s? That’s my supplement. - View Quote Details on Yeah, McDonald’s? That’s my supplement.