I have a little poem I’d like to read in…

I have a little poem I’d like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may. Spaulding, get your foot off the boat! :”It’s easy to grin / when your ship comes in / and you’ve got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile / is the man who can smile / when his shorts are too tight in the seat”…ah-ha-ha-ha. OK, Pookie, do the honors.

Judge Smails

Other Caddyshack Quotes

[standing in an ornamental flowerbed] What an incredible Cinderella story! This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack at Augusta. He’s at the final hole. He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think. [swings, pulverizes a flower] Oh, he got all of that. The crowd is standing on its feet here at Augusta. The normally reserved crowd is going wild… [pauses] for this young Cinderella who’s come out of nowhere. He’s got about 350 yards left, he’s going to hit about a 5-iron, it looks like, don’t you think? He’s got a beautiful backswing… [swings, pulverizes another flower] that’s- oh, he got all of that one! He’s gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He’s a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He’s got about 195 yards left, and he’s got a, looks like he’s got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent… Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. [swings, pulverizes yet another flower] It looks like a mirac- it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! - View Quote Details on [standing in an ornamental flowerbed] What an incredible Cinderella story!…
“Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.” How about a nice, cool drink, varmints? Scum! Slime! Menace to the golfing industry! You’re a disgrace. You’re varmints. You’re one of the lowest members of the food chain and you’ll probably be replaced by the rat. Well, I have been pushed. It’s about time somebody teaches these varmints a little lesson about morality and about what it’s like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society! Come to Carl, varmint. — I guess we’re playing for keeps now. I guess the kidding around is pretty much over. I guess it’s just a matter of pumping about five thousand gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson. Is that it? I think it is! - View Quote Details on “Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.” How about…
Note: bolded portion ranked #92 in the American Film Institute’s list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema. - View Quote Details on Note: bolded portion ranked #92 in the American Film Institute’s…

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