I hope you didn’t leave no pecker tracks on my…

I hope you didn’t leave no pecker tracks on my gown!

Queen Carlotta

Other Desperate Living Quotes

[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn’t know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I’m going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two! - View Quote Details on [talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you…
That little MF! - View Quote Details on That little MF!
Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator! - View Quote Details on Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat…
Flipper: You lazy bitch! I’m out working my tail off all day and you’re in there fucking midgets! - View Quote Details on Flipper: You lazy bitch! I’m out working my tail off…
Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm! - View Quote Details on Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it…
You’re just like the rest of the common dykes in this town! - View Quote Details on You’re just like the rest of the common dykes in…
I’m so hungry I could eat cancer! - View Quote Details on I’m so hungry I could eat cancer!
Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind! - View Quote Details on Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he…
[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives! - View Quote Details on [the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve…
[while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Down, down, down, down, down! - View Quote Details on [while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down,…