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Unidentified episodes, Joe Jack

Your dog, she real slut! - View Quote Details on Your dog, she real slut!
I’m gonna kick your ass! - View Quote Details on I’m gonna kick your ass!
Don’t touch me. I’m on the John. - View Quote Details on Don’t touch me. I’m on the John.
(Trying on Peggy’s size 16 shoes) “Hey look! I like little girl in mama shoes. Okay, bye-bye now!” (Runs out the front door) - View Quote Details on (Trying on Peggy’s size 16 shoes) “Hey look! I like…
(Doing an impression of Hank) Man, Dang ol’ Propane! - View Quote Details on (Doing an impression of Hank) Man, Dang ol’ Propane!
I know, it’s just that I’ve healed you three to five nights a week for many years. - View Quote Details on I know, it’s just that I’ve healed you three to…
Does this suit smell like embalming fluid to you? - View Quote Details on Does this suit smell like embalming fluid to you?
[on a posterboard for maxipads ] The Freedom Feels So Good ! - View Quote Details on [on a posterboard for maxipads ] The Freedom Feels So…
(Talking about his urethra) Mine’s so big I could pass the child myself! - View Quote Details on (Talking about his urethra) Mine’s so big I could pass…
How bout I tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick ya down the street! - View Quote Details on How bout I tie the long hair on your head…

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