I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee…

I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.

Unidentified episodes, Dale Gribble

As far as an eighth of a tank of gas can get me. - View Quote Details on As far as an eighth of a tank of gas…
I blame the media-blamers. - View Quote Details on I blame the media-blamers.
What are you going to do, shoot me with my beer? - View Quote Details on What are you going to do, shoot me with my…
Fix it Hank!, I want grandchildren! - View Quote Details on Fix it Hank!, I want grandchildren!
Strickland Propane, taste the meat, not the heat. - View Quote Details on Strickland Propane, taste the meat, not the heat.
Dale, you giblet head. - View Quote Details on Dale, you giblet head.
(upon finding out that Peggy makes rabbit stew) “Rabbit?! You rednecks eat anything! - View Quote Details on (upon finding out that Peggy makes rabbit stew) “Rabbit?! You…
Got-dangit Hank - View Quote Details on Got-dangit Hank
At least we’re going to die together. Peggy, you go die over there. - View Quote Details on At least we’re going to die together. Peggy, you go…
Is my butt too small? - View Quote Details on Is my butt too small?