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Unidentified episodes, Bobby Hill

I could be a golf course drink girl. - View Quote Details on I could be a golf course drink girl.
Boomhauer, I can’t understand a word you just said… what with all that legalese mumbo-jumbo. - View Quote Details on Boomhauer, I can’t understand a word you just said… what…
Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve put on some pants! - View Quote Details on Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve…
The day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest shopping day of the year. - View Quote Details on The day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest…
I’m wearing a bikini made of suds! - View Quote Details on I’m wearing a bikini made of suds!
[While constipated and watching his dog poo outside] “Show off.” - View Quote Details on [While constipated and watching his dog poo outside] “Show off.”
I am inducing vomiting! - View Quote Details on I am inducing vomiting!
Bobby I’m going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch me an apron. - View Quote Details on Bobby I’m going to tell you to do two things…
(Greeting Peggy) “Hanks Wife.” - View Quote Details on (Greeting Peggy) “Hanks Wife.”
I just felt my chakra open honey. - View Quote Details on I just felt my chakra open honey.

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