I like Monty, I’d like to sit with my arm…
I like Monty, I’d like to sit with my arm round myself on the sofa all night watching documentaries on BBC Four.
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Other Ben Dirs Quotes
- Hayden hits his fourth four of the over off the final ball, riding a dreamy steer through the covers. Boom boom boom let me hear you say way-ooh. - View Quote Details on Hayden hits his fourth four of the over off the…
- Playing Federer on a bad day is a bit like seeing Pete Doherty in concert on a good day. You want to make the most of it because it may never happen again. - View Quote Details on Playing Federer on a bad day is a bit like…
- Vaughan is lurking in the dressing room gloom like some mad woman spying into her next door neighbours’ garden. - View Quote Details on Vaughan is lurking in the dressing room gloom like some…
- Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the middle - “I bless the rains down in Africa!” - smashing. My favourite Toto number is Rosanna. I used to go out with someone called Rosanna. Her mum looked like Cher. - View Quote Details on Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the…
- Just two from the over, Anderson tighter than Andy Fordham’s watch strap. - View Quote Details on Just two from the over, Anderson tighter than Andy Fordham’s…
- It was Lara diving over the ball, hitting the deck like a BBC sports commentator who has just realised how futile his existence is. - View Quote Details on It was Lara diving over the ball, hitting the deck…
- Hayden marches down the pitch towards Collymore, bat raised, as if he’s just returned from the theatre to find him rifling through his wife. - View Quote Details on Hayden marches down the pitch towards Collymore, bat raised, as…
- Oh my life, that’s pitched on a length, jagged back and caught Gayle slap bang in the orchestras. Down goes the big man in a heap - his missus will be weeping into her Mothercare catalogue. A few sniggers from the England fielders. What is it about a man getting hit in the testicles by a very hard ball travelling at 88mph that makes other men laugh? That’s not a rhetorical question, I want answers. - View Quote Details on Oh my life, that’s pitched on a length, jagged back…
- Franklin looks a little horny, like someone who’s just met up with his best mate the morning after kissing his sister. - View Quote Details on Franklin looks a little horny, like someone who’s just met…
- “Apparently Hoggard’s injury is a “strained adductor muscle”, news which prompts Messers Botham, Gower and Holding to all stroke their inner thighs on Sky as an indication as to where the injury is. You don’t need to see that on a Saturday afternoon I must say, especially with Gower boasting that landed-gentry-style smirk as he gazes adoringly at Beefy. This isn’t late night Bravo fellas, calm it down. I’m off for a quick polish in the gents. - View Quote Details on “Apparently Hoggard’s injury is a “strained adductor muscle”, news which…
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