I like you—I have no taste—but I like you.

Unsourced, Spite, venom, and gleeful denunciations

He hit me among my face. - View Quote Details on He hit me among my face.
Now she’s on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost any weight. But she can climb a tree! - View Quote Details on Now she’s on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t…
If there’s ever a price on your head, take it. - View Quote Details on If there’s ever a price on your head, take it.
I looked high and low for you. I didn’t look low enough. - View Quote Details on I looked high and low for you. I didn’t look…
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - View Quote Details on When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave…
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts eating. - View Quote Details on My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s…
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - View Quote Details on You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for…
I think the world of you…and you know what condition the world is in today. - View Quote Details on I think the world of you…and you know what condition…
Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. - View Quote Details on Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays. - View Quote Details on I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave…