I may never reach my full potential. (8 Aug 2007)

From the Comic Strip, Jon Arbuckle

Other Garfield Quotes

It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining… even inside the house. (4 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining…
Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny people love to hate it. (8 Dec 1987) - View Quote Details on Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny…
Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. For the rest of the week you may have no desserts. - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly,…
Jon: Reading a book of quotations “Time flies when you’re having fun.” - View Quote Details on Jon: Reading a book of quotations “Time flies when you’re…
Jon: I’m in the mood to party!… Or fold laundry. - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m in the mood to party!… Or fold laundry.
trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun… Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue… Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. (23 Nov 1991) - View Quote Details on trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a…
Freedom is overrated. (1 Sep 2006) - View Quote Details on Freedom is overrated. (1 Sep 2006)
Jon: I’m starting your diet, Garfield. How would you like this head of cabbage prepared? - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m starting your diet, Garfield. How would you like…
I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it! (31 Dec 1978) - View Quote Details on I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it!…
Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980) - View Quote Details on Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980)