“I never thought i’d say this,but i don’t think i…

“I never thought i’d say this,but i don’t think i can finish my beer

Unidentified episodes, Dale Gribble

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Damn Rednecks! - View Quote Details on Damn Rednecks!
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(On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s hat? (pause) Well if I’m gonna spend money on it I gotta know if it’s Jack Ruby’s hat! (pause) OK, what colors does it come in?” - View Quote Details on (On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s…
“Dale, we live in Texas where it already gets to 110 degrees in the Summer. If it gets one degree hotter I’m gonna kick your ass! (After Dale gives his support to Global Warming) - View Quote Details on “Dale, we live in Texas where it already gets to…
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