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My professor says I have the most potential of any Jr. College student he’s ever seen… And he invited me to dinner and drinks to discuss it some more! - View Quote Details on My professor says I have the most potential of any…
Whatcha doin’, Hank’s wife? Some kind of women’s work? - View Quote Details on Whatcha doin’, Hank’s wife? Some kind of women’s work?
(Answering Bobby’s question) “Because I’m creepy and you’re fat and kinda dumb.” - View Quote Details on (Answering Bobby’s question) “Because I’m creepy and you’re fat and…
I’m gonna kick your ass! - View Quote Details on I’m gonna kick your ass!
(To her Spanish class) “Endele classe, passen un testes” - View Quote Details on (To her Spanish class) “Endele classe, passen un testes”
(Trying on his old high school football helmet) “Hank, how’d my head get so fat?” - View Quote Details on (Trying on his old high school football helmet) “Hank, how’d…
Dangit, Bobby! - View Quote Details on Dangit, Bobby!
I don’t know what’s going on, but this is like the part of the movie where I’m wondering why don’t they just get out of the house? - View Quote Details on I don’t know what’s going on, but this is like…
Did you come to have breakfast with me because you thought I was lonely? - View Quote Details on Did you come to have breakfast with me because you…
Well, I think we all could use a bath. - View Quote Details on Well, I think we all could use a bath.