I shall destroy you Earthworm Jim!…AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!

Queen Slug-For-A-Butt

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

(reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard [of Acute Discomfort] is popular with murderers, black marketeers, and yellow-suited crows.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard…
Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid freezy, frozen thing. (Monkey jabbers) Oh right. Thank you. A block of ice! - View Quote Details on Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid…
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: A super suit did fall
Jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He’s such a groovy guy
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He rockets through the sky
Cruising through the universe
Having lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim
You know that he’s the mighty one, look out!
(suspenseful musical interlude)
Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm
But then he’s the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: We think he’s mighty fine
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: A hero for all time
Chorus: Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim
Hooray for him!
Jim: Groovy! - View Quote Details on Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus:…
(reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit of Unimaginable Fear?…No.” “The Cavern of Flesh-ripping Weasels?…no. “DETROIT?!?…No.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit…
What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can’t answer a simple question! - View Quote Details on What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM…
It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain, too. - View Quote Details on It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain,…
(after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!
(After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times have I told you? I am NOT to be used as a projectile!” - View Quote Details on (After Number 4 threw him on Jim) “How many times…
“You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey jabbers) Alright, alright. You haven’t seen the last of us! - View Quote Details on “You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey…
At last! It is mine and what not! The mightiest object in the universe! The Orb Of Quite Remarkable Power! (laughs maniacally) - View Quote Details on At last! It is mine and what not! The mightiest…