I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her…

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Unsourced, The wife and marriage

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement. - View Quote Details on My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman…
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. - View Quote Details on All men are not homeless, but some men are home…
I think the world of you…and you know what condition the world is in today. - View Quote Details on I think the world of you…and you know what condition…
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. - View Quote Details on A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so…
I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them. - View Quote Details on I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine…
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - View Quote Details on When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave…
The more I think of you the less I think of you. - View Quote Details on The more I think of you the less I think…
Take my wife—please! - View Quote Details on Take my wife—please!
He hit me among my face. - View Quote Details on He hit me among my face.
What got you out of the woodwork? - View Quote Details on What got you out of the woodwork?