I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I…

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don’t love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I’ve got three daughters so we’ll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

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Me and my wife used to argue about little things- my penis. - View Quote Details on Me and my wife used to argue about little things-…
There was an old farmer who sat on a rock, stroking his whiskers and shaking his fists at his neighbors who sat on their ricks, teaching their children to play with their kite-strings and marbles in the old days of yore, along came a lady who looked like a decent young lady who and walked like a duck, said she’d discovered a new way to bring up the children to sew and to knit, the boys in the stables were shoveling up contents of stables left after the hunt, the car man was feeling a nice piece of straw from the stables gleaning the walls, in came the dare maid to play with his dog in the dairy where she did belong, if you think this is dirty, well, you’re fucking well wrong. - View Quote Details on There was an old farmer who sat on a rock,…
There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that’s about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don’t see another comedian who I put in high regard as him. - View Quote Details on There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock…
A couple people are absent that I love like Cosby and Seinfeld are not there, for obvious reasons, and Chris Rock doesn’t tell the joke. - View Quote Details on A couple people are absent that I love like Cosby…
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive. - View Quote Details on It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how…
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating. - View Quote Details on What I have now are good problems of trying to…
It turns into this ‘mad as hell and not going to take it anymore’ scene from Network and he goes nuts, which I felt was the most compelling part of the movie in a way cause it wasn’t airable and he just went into battle attack. - View Quote Details on It turns into this ‘mad as hell and not going…
I would actually go up during those; it was kind of scary for the people at first and then they were happy. Now, there’s a couple amazing people out on the road like Pablo Francisco and Dane Cook is out there and they’re building a huge audience with the craft of stand up comedy. - View Quote Details on I would actually go up during those; it was kind…
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet. - View Quote Details on I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts,…
What a saget. - View Quote Details on What a saget.