I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.

Characters, Marvin (The Paranoid Android)

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Yeah, well that’s a very sweet thought Trillian,” complained Zaphod, “but do you really think it’s wise under the circumstances? I mean, here we are on the run and everything, we must have the police of half the Galaxy after us by now, and we stop to pick up hitch hikers. OK, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah? - View Quote Details on Yeah, well that’s a very sweet thought Trillian,” complained Zaphod,…
Look,” said Arthur, “would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? - View Quote Details on Look,” said Arthur, “would it save you a lot of…
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Philosophers:”Yes?…”
Deep Thought:”IS…”
Philosophers (slightly higher):”Yes?…”
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Philosophers (really high):”Yes?…”
Deep Thought: 42.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
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“Five to one against and falling…” she said, “four to one against and falling…three to one…two…one…probability factor of one to one…we have normality, I repeat we have normality.” She turned her microphone off – then turned it back on, with a slight smile and continued: “Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.” –Trillian - View Quote Details on “Five to one against and falling…” she said, “four to…
Zaphod: “Can it Trillian, I’m trying to die with dignity.”
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“Ford,” he said, “you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.” –Arthur - View Quote Details on “Ford,” he said, “you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.”…
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