I thought I had broken my ass bone!
I thought I had broken my ass bone!
Joe Dirt
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- Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt. - View Quote Details on Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.
- Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of the trailer park. - View Quote Details on Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of…
- [To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You’re goin’ to Hell, man. - View Quote Details on [To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT…
- My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, ’cause it sounds cool. - View Quote Details on My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to…
- Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! - View Quote Details on Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all…
- Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat! - View Quote Details on Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat!
- Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…
- Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
- Luckily, my neck broke my fall. - View Quote Details on Luckily, my neck broke my fall.
- You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up? - View Quote Details on You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t…
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