I trust Black Mage ’cause he told me to.

Light Warriors, Fighter McWarrior

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(Red Mage is on fire)
Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red Mage: Nope. I’ve been casting Life 2 on myself. Or Life 3. Whichever.
Black Mage: What I know about White Magic could fill a thimble halfway, but I know both of those are out of your league.
Red Mage: I know that and you know that, but I don’t know that.
Black Mage: It’d be great if I could unhear that. - View Quote Details on (Red Mage is on fire)
Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red…
Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper use the little dot thingie for their abbreviations? - View Quote Details on Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper…
White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like adults.
Red Mage: Lie about your saving roll?
Thief: Steal from the elderly because they can’t fight back?
Black Mage: Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter, and run like hell?
Fighter: I knew you were lying about that! I don’t even know any spells, Mage. How could I nuke that town?
White Mage:…I think I’m going to vote myself off. - View Quote Details on White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like…
I bet in heaven, they let you eat cookies for breakfast every day! - View Quote Details on I bet in heaven, they let you eat cookies for…
(Regarding her lack of minions) How can this be? I have a host, a legion of foul beasts summoned from the ashes of a thousand evil fires burning from a thousand evil trees stolen from the evil forest of Bunny Town! - View Quote Details on (Regarding her lack of minions) How can this be? I…
Be this six hundred, or pineapple? - View Quote Details on Be this six hundred, or pineapple?
Mom! How many times must I ask you to refer to me by my dark name of the damned? - View Quote Details on Mom! How many times must I ask you to refer…
Red Mage: Do as you wish, but know that without my help, you’ll never get out of this encounter… alive.
Black Mage: Still… quite tempted… to kill… Red Mage… - View Quote Details on Red Mage: Do as you wish, but know that without…
My dark soul burns with fiery agreement. Or possibly tacos. - View Quote Details on My dark soul burns with fiery agreement. Or possibly tacos.
Fighter: (after Black Mage supposedly stabs him 45 times, making a big, red mess) Wow! Black Mage managed to burst every ketchup packet I was holding for RM’s prematurely aborted Dragon bait plan!
Red Mage: My precious Dragon bait! That stuff’s hard to find unless you go to a restaurant! Jerk.
Black Mage: If I had the strength, I would cry. - View Quote Details on Fighter: (after Black Mage supposedly stabs him 45 times, making…