I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and…

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.

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