I wrote Princess Sara a haiku of love. Here it…

I wrote Princess Sara a haiku of love. Here it is! “I like swords, and I like sword-chucks, but I like you very, very much!”

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What a beautiful day. I feel completely rejuvenated. Especially in that I’ve got a new Hadoken for the day so don’t try anything especially stupid way. - View Quote Details on What a beautiful day. I feel completely rejuvenated. Especially in…
(A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just so happens, I was born to hunt dinosaurs. See? I’ve got the tattoo and everything.
Tyrannosaur: Oh come on, that doesn’t make any sense. How can dinosaur hunting be your primary purpose? We’re extinct.
Red Mage: Then explain yourself.
(Tyrannosaur explodes)
Red Mage: Exactly. - View Quote Details on (A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just…
Thief: This is easy. I know it is. I’ve stolen things that weren’t even there. This soul exists, so that helps. I just have to remember my training. The art of theft is truly the art of distraction. It’s almost too easy to take someone’s Gil when they’re not looking. Observing an event helps to make it happen. Someone should develop a theory based on that. So without any witnesses who’s to say what happens? RM, you need to close your eyes. This is a moment of truth.
Red Mage: Why is it your brand of truth invariably involves obfuscation and lies?
Thief: Because I’m Thief. - View Quote Details on Thief: This is easy. I know it is. I’ve stolen…
I could feel my brain contracting from your sheer stupidity. - View Quote Details on I could feel my brain contracting from your sheer stupidity.
Oh, man, what a smell in that thing. Horrible. Anyway! You guys ordered an Apocalypse, if I’m right. - View Quote Details on Oh, man, what a smell in that thing. Horrible. Anyway!…
Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is the Elf formely known as Prince?
Black Mage: Killing you is going to be the greatest moment of my life. - View Quote Details on Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is…
Why do I get the horrible feeling that I was better off with that psychotic mage and his friends? - View Quote Details on Why do I get the horrible feeling that I was…
Great Moradin’s beard! I don’t mean to alarm you, sir, but there seems to be an axe lodged in your head, elf. - View Quote Details on Great Moradin’s beard! I don’t mean to alarm you, sir,…
White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share of healing spells. Not to mention morals!
Black Mage: Hey! I know of them. - View Quote Details on White Mage: It’s a good thing I know my share…
Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons. - View Quote Details on Well, at least I shall die as I have lived…