If a dog were a faucet, it would leak. (14…
If a dog were a faucet, it would leak. (14 May 1982)
From the Comic Strip, Garfield
Other Garfield Quotes
- All the world’s a cookie jar, and all the men and women merely crumbs…. I happen to be one of the chocolate chips. (09 Dec 1981) - View Quote Details on All the world’s a cookie jar, and all the men…
- Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm. - View Quote Details on Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm.
- (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.)
- (Jon is talking to Garfield.) - View Quote Details on (Jon is talking to Garfield.)
- Jon: (Watching Garfield eat) You know, Garfield… I wouldn’t say you’re fat, but… - View Quote Details on Jon: (Watching Garfield eat) You know, Garfield… I wouldn’t say…
- Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today. - View Quote Details on Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of…
- Jon: Do you think glasses would make me look smarter? - View Quote Details on Jon: Do you think glasses would make me look smarter?
- Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but remember this: money can’t buy happiness. - View Quote Details on Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but…
- Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it! - View Quote Details on Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it!
- Jon: Hey Garfield, I’ve decided to throw a party. I’ll invite all of my friends. I’d better start making plans. - View Quote Details on Jon: Hey Garfield, I’ve decided to throw a party. I’ll…
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