If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve…

If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve given them roots and leaves. (29 Sept 1978)

From the Comic Strip, Garfield

Other Garfield Quotes

Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be worse off. (16 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be…
Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in bed all day. - View Quote Details on Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in…
(A spider hits Garfield with one of his legs, so Garfield squishes him with a newspaper, leaving it on top of him.) - View Quote Details on (A spider hits Garfield with one of his legs, so…
Home is where they understand you. (7 Feb 1981) - View Quote Details on Home is where they understand you. (7 Feb 1981)
I think I’ll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown. (9 Apr 1980) - View Quote Details on I think I’ll step into the next room and have…
I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979) - View Quote Details on I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979)
trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun… Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue… Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. (23 Nov 1991) - View Quote Details on trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a…
The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29 Jan 1986) - View Quote Details on The only thing active about me is my imagination. (29…
Lyman: What’s your tennis racket strung with? - View Quote Details on Lyman: What’s your tennis racket strung with?
Jon’s mom: (reading a photo album) Here’s you, Jonny, in the first grade. - View Quote Details on Jon’s mom: (reading a photo album) Here’s you, Jonny, in…