If I still had to consume food, I would feast…

If I still had to consume food, I would feast upon your entrails, tonight.

The Four Fiends, Lich, Fiend of Earth

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Onion Kid: ARGH!
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Red Mage: Lie about your saving roll?
Thief: Steal from the elderly because they can’t fight back?
Black Mage: Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter, and run like hell?
Fighter: I knew you were lying about that! I don’t even know any spells, Mage. How could I nuke that town?
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(A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just so happens, I was born to hunt dinosaurs. See? I’ve got the tattoo and everything.
Tyrannosaur: Oh come on, that doesn’t make any sense. How can dinosaur hunting be your primary purpose? We’re extinct.
Red Mage: Then explain yourself.
(Tyrannosaur explodes)
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Red Mage: I was born ready.
Fighter: I was born naked and screaming.
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Red Mage: I was born ready.
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Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
Guard: Welcome to Corneria.
Fighter: I like swords.
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Fighter: I like swords.
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