If when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the devil’s brew,…

If when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason… then I am certainly against it. But, if when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine… the drink that enables a man to magnify his joy… then I am certainly for it. This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.

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Noah Sweat

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