If you don’t slow down, we’re gonna review the many…

If you don’t slow down, we’re gonna review the many wonders of my breakfast.

Peter Puppy

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape, well, except our stunt heroes of course, right yes of course, and Cody, and most of Nebraska. Oh oh right! The point it a whole lot a poeple have turned into apes. - View Quote Details on Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape,…
Oh, boo hoo. I am a small child and not a cat. I am so bored and wish I had some amusing book full of entertainment. Did I mention I’m not a cat? - View Quote Details on Oh, boo hoo. I am a small child and not…
(as Jim destroys his stuff) “My Robo-Squid… my Cyber-Tuna… my Techno-Sturgeon… my Ming vases.” - View Quote Details on (as Jim destroys his stuff) “My Robo-Squid… my Cyber-Tuna… my…
(after Monkey turns on the TV to Earthworm Jim) “Turn that off! You know I hate that program!” - View Quote Details on (after Monkey turns on the TV to Earthworm Jim) “Turn…
(After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the Cat gets sucked out of the Universe)… uh oh. - View Quote Details on (After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the…
(reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard [of Acute Discomfort] is popular with murderers, black marketeers, and yellow-suited crows.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard…
(To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?” - View Quote Details on (To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?”
At last! It is mine and what not! The mightiest object in the universe! The Orb Of Quite Remarkable Power! (laughs maniacally) - View Quote Details on At last! It is mine and what not! The mightiest…
A minor setback - View Quote Details on A minor setback
Now, I will fry your puny worm body, and the supersuit, will once again, be mine! (Monkey jabbers) Fine, fine, fine, once again, be ours, satisfied? - View Quote Details on Now, I will fry your puny worm body, and the…