If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

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Dean Martin

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Of all vices take heed of drunkenness; other vices are but fruits of disordered affections—this disorders, nay, banishes reason; other vices but impair the soul—this demolishes her two chief faculties, the understanding and the will; other vices make their own way—this makes way for all vices; he that is a drunkard is qualified for all vice. - View Quote Details on Of all vices take heed of drunkenness; other vices are…
It were better for a man to be subject to any vice, than to drunkenness: for all other vanities and sins are recovered, but a drunkard will never shake off the delight of beastliness. - View Quote Details on It were better for a man to be subject to…
They don’t want us to drink and drive, but you need a drivers license to buy alcohol and why do bars have parking lots? Bob and Tom in the Morning. - View Quote Details on They don’t want us to drink and drive, but you…
Wine goes with wine and the two should never part. - View Quote Details on Wine goes with wine and the two should never part.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They must have that morning feeling all the time. - View Quote Details on I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They must…
Once… in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. - View Quote Details on Once… in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,…
The only alcohol problem I have is not having any. - View Quote Details on The only alcohol problem I have is not having any.
When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging. When my customers serve it on Lakeshore Drive, it’s hospitality. - View Quote Details on When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging. When my customers serve…
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - View Quote Details on Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That…
Malt does more than Milton can
to justify the ways of God to Man. - View Quote Details on Malt does more than Milton can
to justify the ways of…