If you see Garland, let him know that I will…

If you see Garland, let him know that I will personally carve the word “agony” over every inch of his flesh with a rusty knife.

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Black Mage: Well, it’s about a thousand degrees below zero, we have no shelter, food, supplies of any kind, nor combustible materials that aren’t our flesh. I propose we cut open someone’s gut so the rest of us can sleep nestled within his warm entrails. The obvious choice for this sacrifice is Fighter because he is filled with meats.
Fighter: It’s true!
Red Mage: Wait, I have an idea! I have Ice spells! We’re saved!
Black Mage: Ice spells. Okay, Red Mage just volunteered.
Fighter: Aww… - View Quote Details on Black Mage: Well, it’s about a thousand degrees below zero,…
It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those robes are supposed to emphasize your chaste modesty, but dyamn, girl. - View Quote Details on It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those…
Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is the Elf formely known as Prince?
Black Mage: Killing you is going to be the greatest moment of my life. - View Quote Details on Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is…
Oh, Black Mage. You and your paranoid delusions. “These are Dark Warriors.” “White Mage likes me.” “Thief is trying to rob us of our very souls.” - View Quote Details on Oh, Black Mage. You and your paranoid delusions. “These are…
Dun Dun Dunn! - View Quote Details on Dun Dun Dunn!
In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed. - View Quote Details on In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.
Black Mage: Wow. Red Mage has a lot of blood…
Red Mage: Their claws are raking through my flesh like a +2/+2 Sword of Wounding! Arrrrrgh!
Black Mage: But not as much blood as he had about five minutes ago, of course. - View Quote Details on Black Mage: Wow. Red Mage has a lot of blood…
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Be ye makin’ fun of my accent, sonny-jim? Yar. - View Quote Details on Be ye makin’ fun of my accent, sonny-jim? Yar.
Bitchin’ Demon: I have the entire legions of Hell at my command.
Black Mage: Enjoy it while you can, Skippy. - View Quote Details on Bitchin’ Demon: I have the entire legions of Hell at…
Watch what happens when you dissolve all the electrons from a body of solid matter. - View Quote Details on Watch what happens when you dissolve all the electrons from…