I’ll get checked-up while the lady vet gets checked-out. (04…

I’ll get checked-up while the lady vet gets checked-out. (04 Mar 1985)

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Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me?
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Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. For the rest of the week you may have no desserts. - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly,…
trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun… Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue… Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. (23 Nov 1991) - View Quote Details on trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a…
I’m going to kill you, Odie! (27 Feb 1983) - View Quote Details on I’m going to kill you, Odie! (27 Feb 1983)
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