I’m a kraken from the sea!
I’m a kraken from the sea!
Juno MacGuff
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- As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. - View Quote Details on As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss…
- The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me. Jocks like him always want freaky girls. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. Girls who play the cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children’s librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks totally eat that shit up. They just won’t admit it because they’re supposed to be into perfect cheerleaders like Leah, who, incidentally, is into teachers. - View Quote Details on The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me…
- Someone else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. - View Quote Details on Someone else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus…
- When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don’t want to. All I see are pork swords. - View Quote Details on When I see them all running like that, with their…
- Is it boy troubles? Cause I don’t really approve of you dating in your condition. - View Quote Details on Is it boy troubles? Cause I don’t really approve of…
- It started with a chair. - View Quote Details on It started with a chair.
- I think that kids get bored and they have intercourse. - View Quote Details on I think that kids get bored and they have intercourse.
- You should try talking to it. ‘Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it’s all, like, ten thousand leagues under the sea. - View Quote Details on You should try talking to it. ‘Cause, like, supposedly they…
- [to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that, and let me tell you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, so why don’t you go back to night school in Mankato and learn a real trade? - View Quote Details on [to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that,…
- Mark: [singing] If you can’t decide between a little breakfast and lunch, why don’t you microwave yourself a little bowl of brunch? - View Quote Details on Mark: [singing] If you can’t decide between a little breakfast…
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