I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of…

I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep…

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That shit’ll buff out. - View Quote Details on That shit’ll buff out.
You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? - View Quote Details on You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up…
You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up? - View Quote Details on You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t…
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. - View Quote Details on There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile…
Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…
I thought I had broken my ass bone! - View Quote Details on I thought I had broken my ass bone!
When bad pets go bad, dang! - View Quote Details on When bad pets go bad, dang!
Life’s a garden, dig it! - View Quote Details on Life’s a garden, dig it!
Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt. - View Quote Details on Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.