“I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President…

“I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President. I’m on a mission of the utmost importance.” (sits down with Peter and Snott to read Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Funny Animals Pop-Up Book)

Earthworm Jim

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

(after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!
I told him not to shoot my right profile! He made me look like some kind of freak! - View Quote Details on I told him not to shoot my right profile! He…
“I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm Jim 3D) - View Quote Details on “I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm…
Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can actually see them. - View Quote Details on Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may…
Maximum suckage… - View Quote Details on Maximum suckage…
Story opens at the patch that is all of pure, noble and good. No, sorry. It actually opens at the whitehouse. - View Quote Details on Story opens at the patch that is all of pure,…
A dream sequence! Groovy! Bring on the dancing girls! - View Quote Details on A dream sequence! Groovy! Bring on the dancing girls!
What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and it can’t answer a simple question! - View Quote Details on What do you mean ‘Invalid Parameters’?! 9,000 gigs of RAM…
I’ll never beat all this nefarious furniture, it’s everywhere, a hideous blanket of evil covering the Earth like… a… an evil… blanket that’s really… hideous. - View Quote Details on I’ll never beat all this nefarious furniture, it’s everywhere, a…
Who is the master who makes the grass green? - View Quote Details on Who is the master who makes the grass green?