I’m awake! I’m up. [looks at his watch] And I’m…

I’m awake! I’m up. [looks at his watch] And I’m late!

David “Dave” Seville

[while riding in the car] Can I stand in your lap and steer? - View Quote Details on [while riding in the car] Can I stand in your…
[about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs] - View Quote Details on [about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs]
Welcome to Jett Records. - View Quote Details on Welcome to Jett Records.
We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat-carrier. Not even hard to do. - View Quote Details on We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a…
There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, ever going to sing. - View Quote Details on There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is…
[after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door! - View Quote Details on [after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We…
[spits the "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore angrily] You owe me big-time! - View Quote Details on [spits the "raisin" out] BLEAH!! [to Theodore angrily] You owe…
You three sound like you’ve been gargling nails. –doctor - View Quote Details on You three sound like you’ve been gargling nails. –doctor
[when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you feel about an indoor pool? - View Quote Details on [when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you…
[about Dave] He doesn’t want a family. - View Quote Details on [about Dave] He doesn’t want a family.