I’m gonna kick your ass!

Unidentified episodes, Hank Hill

I ate a squirrel quesadilla but this where I draw the line” - View Quote Details on I ate a squirrel quesadilla but this where I draw…
For God’s sake, close the door! - View Quote Details on For God’s sake, close the door!
S’GO! - View Quote Details on S’GO!
Spa-peggy and meatballs. - View Quote Details on Spa-peggy and meatballs.
“Dale, we live in Texas where it already gets to 110 degrees in the Summer. If it gets one degree hotter I’m gonna kick your ass! (After Dale gives his support to Global Warming) - View Quote Details on “Dale, we live in Texas where it already gets to…
(Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.” (He smacks a surfer with his surf board) - View Quote Details on (Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.”…
(After exhaling a puff of smoke) My throat’s on fire! - View Quote Details on (After exhaling a puff of smoke) My throat’s on fire!
I would never join a religion that restricted my diet. I don’t want to get into heaven that way. - View Quote Details on I would never join a religion that restricted my diet…
Life’s like a dang ol’ Rubik’s cube, man. You move all the colors around and when you get one side you mess up the other side, man. - View Quote Details on Life’s like a dang ol’ Rubik’s cube, man. You move…
But, my life sucks! - View Quote Details on But, my life sucks!

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