“Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee,…
“Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee, anymore, in this country? What happened with the coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee, huh? You can get every other flavour except coffee-flavoured coffee!” - Denis Leary
Other Coffee Quotes
- “The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.” -Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995 - View Quote Details on “The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing…
- “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” - attributed to Abraham Lincoln - View Quote Details on “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but…
- “Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes…” - Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock - View Quote Details on “Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things…
- “I like my coffee the way I like my women — covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!” - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…
- “Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road - View Quote Details on “Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe,…
- “I like my coffee like I like my women- Black and Strong.” - Paul Howell (2005) - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee like I like my women- Black…
- “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” - Alexander Pappas - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” -…
- “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.” - Unknown (derived from Dune ) - View Quote Details on “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in…
- “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” - said to be Bertrand Russell ’s last words - View Quote Details on “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and…
- “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob Irwin - View Quote Details on “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob…
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