Is that wise, darling? Remember you have to reign all…

Is that wise, darling? Remember you have to reign all afternoon.

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Is it just me or are pensioners getting younger these days? - View Quote Details on Is it just me or are pensioners getting younger these…
I wouldn’t if I were you, Noel; they count them before they put them out. - View Quote Details on I wouldn’t if I were you, Noel; they count them…
Canadian veteran: Are you Scotch or English?
Elizabeth: I’m Canadian! - View Quote Details on Canadian veteran: Are you Scotch or English?
Elizabeth: I’m Canadian!
When one of you young queens has finished, can you bring this old queen a drink? - View Quote Details on When one of you young queens has finished, can you…
The princesses could not possibly leave without me; I wouldn’t leave the King, and the King will never leave under any circumstances. - View Quote Details on The princesses could not possibly leave without me; I wouldn’t…
We’d have to go self-service. - View Quote Details on We’d have to go self-service.
We loved him. - View Quote Details on We loved him.
[She should be] Hung, drawn and…quartered…hung in diamonds, drawn in a coach, and…quartered in the best house in the land. - View Quote Details on [She should be] Hung, drawn and…quartered…hung in diamonds, drawn in…
Whatever would American tourists think? - View Quote Details on Whatever would American tourists think?
I’ll polish it off myself. - View Quote Details on I’ll polish it off myself.