Isn’t it ironic to yell the word silence?

Light Warriors, Fighter McWarrior

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What’s it like to walk through life without any sense of personal responsibility? To think nothing of expecting an elite cadre of warriors to attend to your every whim and worry no matter its insignificance. Tasks so important that they must delay the work of men responsible for ensuring that the sun will rise again - yet they are tasks that you cannot be bothered with personally as it may interfere with your schedule of rigorous masturbation. - View Quote Details on What’s it like to walk through life without any sense…
Thief: (after Fighter tricks Drizz’L into freeing him) You realize of course this means Fighter is the smartest.
Black Mage: I want to cry, but there aren’t enough tears. - View Quote Details on Thief: (after Fighter tricks Drizz’L into freeing him) You realize…
I could feel my brain contracting from your sheer stupidity. - View Quote Details on I could feel my brain contracting from your sheer stupidity.
White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like adults.
Red Mage: Lie about your saving roll?
Thief: Steal from the elderly because they can’t fight back?
Black Mage: Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter, and run like hell?
Fighter: I knew you were lying about that! I don’t even know any spells, Mage. How could I nuke that town?
White Mage:…I think I’m going to vote myself off. - View Quote Details on White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like…
I love you phallic-sword worshipping warrior woman. Take me. - View Quote Details on I love you phallic-sword worshipping warrior woman. Take me.
Red Mage: Do as you wish, but know that without my help, you’ll never get out of this encounter… alive.
Black Mage: Still… quite tempted… to kill… Red Mage… - View Quote Details on Red Mage: Do as you wish, but know that without…
Fighter:
Black Mage: What?
Fighter: I SAID I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THESE SAILORS.
Black Mage: Oh, hello there, Mr. Concussion. How are you today?
Thief: WHAT’S HE MUMBLING ABOUT?
Fighter: DUNNO.
Black Mage: Please speak quietly.
Fighter: I THINK HE’S HUNG OVER.
Black Mage: No, my brain is hemorrhaging very important fluids.
Thief: Y’KNOW, WHILE YOU’VE BEEN SITTING HERE, WE’VE BEEN HARD AT WORK FIGURING OUT THESE SAILORS.
Black Mage: They’re not sailors, they’re Dark Warriors.
Fighter: WE THINK THEY MIGHT BE PIRATES.
Black Mage: Hate you. - View Quote Details on Fighter:
Black Mage: What?
Fighter: I SAID I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE…
Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons. - View Quote Details on Well, at least I shall die as I have lived…