It does what it’s told.
It does what it’s told.
Buffalo Bob
Other Joe Dirt Quotes
- Life’s a garden, dig it! - View Quote Details on Life’s a garden, dig it!
- Turn it up! - View Quote Details on Turn it up!
- There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. - View Quote Details on There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile…
- Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
- You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up? - View Quote Details on You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t…
- I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep… - View Quote Details on I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of…
- Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt. - View Quote Details on Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.
- Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of the trailer park. - View Quote Details on Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of…
- [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look. - View Quote Details on [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen...
- My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, ’cause it sounds cool. - View Quote Details on My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to…
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