It is said we were given two ears and only…
It is said we were given two ears and only one mouth so that we can tell only half of what we hear. (13 Jun 1985)
From the Comic Strip, Garfield
Other Garfield Quotes
- You can’t rush art you big crybaby. (10 Jan 1992) - View Quote Details on You can’t rush art you big crybaby. (10 Jan 1992)
- Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but remember this: money can’t buy happiness. - View Quote Details on Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but…
- On Odie: He was bred to be a working dog. Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop. (16 Sep 1987) - View Quote Details on On Odie: He was bred to be a working dog…
- Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for you. - View Quote Details on Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for…
- Jon: Hey Garfield, I’ve decided to throw a party. I’ll invite all of my friends. I’d better start making plans. - View Quote Details on Jon: Hey Garfield, I’ve decided to throw a party. I’ll…
- Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny people love to hate it. (8 Dec 1987) - View Quote Details on Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny…
- Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today. - View Quote Details on Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of…
- Beauty is in the eye of the bachelor. (29 Mar 2008) - View Quote Details on Beauty is in the eye of the bachelor. (29 Mar…
- (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.)
- If a dog were a faucet, it would leak. (14 May 1982) - View Quote Details on If a dog were a faucet, it would leak. (14…
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