It started with a chair.
It started with a chair.
Juno MacGuff
Other Juno (film) Quotes
- [to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that, and let me tell you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, so why don’t you go back to night school in Mankato and learn a real trade? - View Quote Details on [to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that,…
- Su-Chin: [protesting outside the abortion clinic] All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned! - View Quote Details on Su-Chin: [protesting outside the abortion clinic] All babies want to…
- That’s my stepmom, Bren. She’s completely obsessed with dogs, owns a nail salon, and always smells like methyl methacrylate. - View Quote Details on That’s my stepmom, Bren. She’s completely obsessed with dogs, owns…
- Someone else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. - View Quote Details on Someone else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus…
- My dad used to be in the Army, but now he’s just your average H-VAC specialist. He and my mom got divorced when I was five and now she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly, this cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.” - View Quote Details on My dad used to be in the Army, but now…
- Vijay: I’m gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count. - View Quote Details on Vijay: I’m gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count.
- Leah: So, you were bored? That’s how this blessed miracle came to be? - View Quote Details on Leah: So, you were bored? That’s how this blessed miracle…
- Leah: [seeing Juno and Paulie kissing] You know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that! [Juno gives her the finger] - View Quote Details on Leah: [seeing Juno and Paulie kissing] You know, you can…
- Excuse me, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already? - View Quote Details on Excuse me, can we get my kid the damn spinal…
- Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug! - View Quote Details on Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
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