It’s a funny world we live in.
It’s a funny world we live in.
The Joker
Other The Dark Knight Quotes
- [First lines] No, no… I kill the bus driver. - View Quote Details on [First lines] No, no… I kill the bus driver.
- [To Rachel while she demands he tell the truth about Batman] Heads, I go through with it. [Tosses her a two-headed coin] - View Quote Details on [To Rachel while she demands he tell the truth about...
- Bruce, don't make me your only hope for a normal life. - View Quote Details on Bruce, don't make me your only hope for a normal...
- Madness, as you know, is like gravity…all it takes is a little push! - View Quote Details on Madness, as you know, is like gravity…all it takes is...
- I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line. - View Quote Details on I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight...
- Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. - View Quote Details on Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos...
- [To Joker] You live… [showing one face of his coin] You die! [shows the other face] - View Quote Details on [To Joker] You live… [showing one face of his coin]…
- [To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got ‘em? [grabs her chin as she continuously tries to look away] C’mere, look at me. So, I had a wife, she was beautiful…like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks…[she squirms, and he pulls her back] Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hmmm? I just wanted to let her know that I don’t care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling! - View Quote Details on [To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze…
- I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger. - View Quote Details on I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.
- You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”…even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics…because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die… well, then everyone loses their minds! - View Quote Details on You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go…
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